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Cop Murders Witness

I wasn’t murdered by a cop today, but I did have a near miss as the result of bad driving advice from a 20-something deputy for the Carver County Sheriff’s Office.

What my vehicle looked like three and a half hours after the incident in question

Here is my report of the incident, which I wrote on Facebook about an hour after the cop left my house without even saying “sorry.” In fact, he blamed the incident on me not putting the vehicle in park (I did, of course, and showed it to him):

I almost got murdered this morning at approximately 10 a.m. after following a deputy’s instructions on how to get my mom’s vehicle up our driveway in this awful weather. My vehicle started rolling back down the driveway as I was getting out. I consider myself lucky for getting out of the situation without so much as a scratch.

Please contact the U.S. Marshals Service’s headquarters at (202) 307-9100, and tell them I need WITSEC.

Barry Scribner (my godfather in Armonk, New York), help!


Cc: Carver County Sheriff’s Office; Jones Lang LaSalle; FBI – Federal Bureau of Investigation; Central Intelligence Agency (CIA); The White House

Posted at 11:25 a.m. Central time

I was still mad at him, so I made another post:

I hope the 20-something deputy who nearly killed me today never forgets about what he did. If he thinks he’s F.B.I. material, he better look at my current profile picture, which I made this morning, of the F.B.I. seal—namely, the words “fidelity,” “bravery,” and “integrity.”

The Orb – Rush Hill Road

Cc: Carver County Sheriff’s Office; FBI – Federal Bureau of Investigation; The White House

Posted at 5:46 p.m. Central time

Here is the YouTube video linked in the above post:

If a deputy told you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?

By Nicholas

I post photos on NicholasScribner and articles on Jeers (both dot com).

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